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Alan Petrov

Warehouses, lakehouses and retrieval

Illustrated portrait representing Alan Petrov, The Data Geek

Covers where the data sits, what it costs to ask it a question, and how retrieval quality holds up once the corpus stops being tidy.

What this desk covers

  • Warehouse and lakehouse platforms
  • Vector stores and retrieval
  • Data contracts
  • Query cost

What this desk reads

  • Engine benchmark methodology and its fine print
  • Storage and egress pricing
  • Open table format specifications
  • Public post-mortems on retrieval quality

How this desk decides

Converts every performance claim into cost per query at the reader's scale, then asks what the egress bill looks like on the way out.

What this byline is

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